Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Danny: [after a phone call with his agent] You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. [after being threatened by Jake the poacher] reading, studying, and reflecting this history have led to this moment. How like a *god*! Ive absolutely no interest in yours. Monty: Marwood: Monty: Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). To offer it the show of violence", [as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear]. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? Uncle Monty: Go with it. How dare you! In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. It's too hot so he drops it]. Politics, man. You have made it high. I hope you guys like our collection. Do as he says. Monty: What do you want in here? [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. You shouldn't treat each other so badly. Marwood: What on Earth are those? Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. No, no, you can't. Withnail: Withnail: Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Withnail: The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. What's it got to do with you? You lose, you gain. [on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing] We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. You won't keep us anywhere. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. Why have you drugged their onions?! I think it's time to release you from the lgumes, and transfer your talents to the meat. No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. [reading the note] Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Go with it. Jake The Poacher: I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. Marwood: "I f*** arses"? 2 quotes have been tagged as withnail-i: Bruce Robinson: 'We've gone on holiday by mistake' and Bruce Robinson: 'Here. Danny: Marwood: Dont vent your spleen on me. For reasons I can't really discuss with you. Jake: Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! Withnail: Well neither have I. [sticking out his yellowy tongue] One of us has got to stay on guard. Listen, Monty, there's something I have to explain to you. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. You mustn't blame yourself. 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. [after trying the Camberwell Carrot] Press J to jump to the feed. It'll happen. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life.'" And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Look at that, accident black spot! you little traitors. Isaac Parkin: And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Flowers are essentially tarts. He doesn't have any friends. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. These eels here are for his pot. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Your sensitivity overwhelms me. Marwood: report. Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? Maybe he f***s arses! Bates novel I'd read. [voiceover] Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. [lunges towards the sink] It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. The meaning dawns on him. Soak up the booze. I demand to have some booze!. Withnail: Oh, you little traitors. Quotes About Cool Kid (57 Quotes) www.quotemaster.org. Im in the same boat. Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons? Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day And for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right We are indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell making an enemy of our own future What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that. [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] In this case, it most certainly would not. It's obsessed with its gut. Marwood: He went to the other place, Monty. I'm not gonna understudy anybody. Marwood: We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! Marwood: Withnail: How should I know where we are? Withnail: In that case, "To a delightful weekend in the country.". Sherry? You merely imagined it. It can utilise up to 12 skins. Danny: If your father was my father you wouldn't get it. I think we've been in here too long. Nor women neither. [in a telephone box, speaking to an operator] I feel like a pig shat in my head. [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. Chin-chin. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. The carrot has mystery. Uncle Monty: (referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! Withnail: The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. Be seated. But old now, old. Marwood: [whispering] Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I could hardly piss straight with fear. You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . Withnail: Monty: These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! Marwood: And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. Withnail: Talk:Withnail and I. Look here, my cousin's a QC! Withnail: I would say. Uncle Monty: I've been preparing myself to forgive you. We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! You dont deserve such loyalty. Monty: Do you realise this gaff's overrun with rodents? Marwood: "In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. The thermostats. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. [offering Monty a glass] Marwood: The older order changeth, yielding place to new. Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. The only people he converses with are his clients and occasionally the police. Marwood: Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. I had to come. Don't you agree? Danny: Then why's he wearing that old suit? Withnail: I sense there is world play but I just don't get it. We're working on a film up here. The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. It's got to warm up. What happened to your cigar commercial? Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. Withnail and I completed its run in 1970. Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. I can't take aspirins without a drink. And we want them here, and we want them now! [voiceover] Easily All right here? If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming. Look at Geoff Woade! Marwood: (Voice-over) Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. Hairs are your aerials. Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. Marwood: Withnail: When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog. What's in your hump? The beauty of the world. It is called a Camberwell Carrot. Withnail: Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H.E. Marwood: It's like a tide. That's what I want to know! What have you found? The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news. 1 likes. [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. Marwood: Withnail: Come on, old boy. *Get-in-the-back-of-the-van*! This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! [during dinner] It's all your fault. It sent chills up and down my spine when Keith quotes Prabhupada when he said . Don't get uptight with me, man. There can be no true beauty without decay. Withnail: Withnail: Offer him yourself. [spits onto the ground] There must and shall be aspirin! At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! We want them here and we want them now! Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot? Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. He can eat his fucking radish. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity! Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. It is a bond filled with trust, unconditional love, understanding, and support. I'll show the lot of you! As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? Works the lake, but keep it under your hat, hm? Marwood: Withnail: Monty: Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. Here comes another fucker! How you feel. You got a rush. [pointing at a table] [overtaking a car on the motorway] Marwood: Isaac Parkin: One of my favourite movies. Sod your pheasants! Withnail: Irishman: When I strike they won't know what hit them! Old suit? This ain't fancy dress." Were incompatible. Withnail: Raymond Duck. We'll keep them here til they arrive. Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up. Marwood: Marwood: He's right, Withnail, look at him! We don't want a rabbit, we want a pheasant. Marwood: Withnail: Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Hair are your aerials. Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! [removing his sunglasses] Jesus Christ! Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. Monty: Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. Director: Bruce Robinson Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths Rating: Unrated Runtime: 107 minutes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Withnail: Old suit?! Oh, Christ almighty. Danny: Cunt gave him two years. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. Marwood: Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! Withnail: The bastard's about to run at me! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Haven't seen Gielgud down the labour exchange! You just wait. There can be no true beauty without decay. Aren't you getting absurdly high? It's the only solution to this intense cold. Withnail: Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot? Withnail: [points a fencing sword at Marwood face] Withnail: You've got soup. You need working on, boy! I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! Why didn't I get any soup? [pointing an eel at him] Whats more popular than the movie itselfis, its amazing quotes. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! withnail. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Have you been away? Got busted coming back through Heathrow. The fuel and wood situation. Clearly a myth. Withnail: He used to pick on me. withnail and i 96119 GIFs. Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Burnt! "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! Let him get his drugs out. Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. He gags and gasps]. [shouting at his cat] And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Monty: And we want them here, and we want them now! So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. All right, this is the plan. I was gonna cook onions. Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Four floors up on the Charing Cross road and never a job at the top of them. Why have you drugged their onions?! How dare you tell him that?! Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. Danny: Will we never be set free? Don't be ridiculous. Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. [she still doesn't answer. There's the supper. Withnail & I (1987) clip with quote "Here hare, here." Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Marwood: Yes, you are! [narrating over scene] Withnail: Goes into court in his caftan and a bell. [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of *dust*? It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die! It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Withnail.